so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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