Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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