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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror

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  its going to be a good night

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• (831): View more from California

  I puked off the balcony.

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  Not horrible

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  Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college

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• (210): View more from Texas

  he referred to my room as the tit cave...

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  According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her

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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  How's work going?

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  Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now

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