Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
