I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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