their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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