Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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