ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
We had sex on a dog bed..
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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