i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
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