My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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