No awkward lesbian experiences without me
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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