Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
This baby is an asshole
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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