: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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