i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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