are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I want to fling myself into the sun
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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