omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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