that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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