But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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