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i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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