OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I touched a dick in church today
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