I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Randomize
