Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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