so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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