The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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