We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
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