So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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