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the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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