Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
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