Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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