She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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