I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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