still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
bring money and cleavage
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
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