and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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