your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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