He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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