great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
She even gives head with a lisp.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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