There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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