I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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