I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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