8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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