I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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