Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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