Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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