I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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