So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
Randomize
