she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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