if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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