We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Well I just put wine in my tea
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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