his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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