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this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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