its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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